"8 But God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us. 9 Since we have now been justified by his blood, how much more shall we be saved from God’s wrath through him! 10 For if, while we were God’s enemies, we were reconciled to him through the death of his Son, how much more, having been reconciled, shall we be saved through his life!" - Romans 5:8-10

Monday, November 1, 2010

Some things that people should be forced to do...

1. Work Retail for a year. -This would make people realize how bad retail sucks, and how we don't need people making it even more difficult with the following acts: throwing stuff on the floor, asking how much something costs rather than using the price scanner that is right behind you, assuming that i have control over the price, availability, and quality of a given object.

2. Take a parenting class.- The worst generation of parents is right now, and the one to follow is forseeably worse. I am frightened by the little monsters that are rising up...

3. Learn how to use a gun.- Maybe if people knew that guns weren't scary, they wouldn't fight to get rid of them. And those who are too stupid or irresponsible to own guns will never have the opurtunity to own one!

4. See poverty before you complain about lacking anything. -Same goes for "needing" something. Working at a toy store gives wonderful insight into such stupid behavior. We are fine here...that's why we don't call on God enough.

5. Pass extensive, difficult, and complicated driving courses before they get a license.- Don't even get me started...most people don't deserve to own a license at all.

6. Look at their life and try to find the meaning. - Why are you here? Is it to play high school sports and pursue a sexual prowess? Is it drinking yourself unconscious every weekend and get yourself into a dozier-induced comotose in between times? Some people live their lives as children with freedoms. That is why they become parents, and bad ones at that. Life is not about ourselves... I don't know if most people can comprehend that notion. IT IS NOT ABOUT US. I know...unbelievable right? Life without Jesus is worthless. If i could life 400lbs with one arm, that wouldn't make me a strong man. If I never cried again in my life, that wouldn't make me tough. If I had sex with thousands of woman, that wouldn't make me romantic.

7. Man up.- Some people just have some growing to do. High school is over, get out of mom's house. It's time to get a job and be responsible. We can't parade around like little boys any more.

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